In the 1970s and 80s there was word on the street of a man, a man like no other. Criminals didn’t dare speak his name. He was like some mad cross between Magnum PI, The A Team, Bergerac and Juliet Bravo. He was Kelkowski. Whenever a crime was solved by dubious means, whenever a criminal […]
Interviews
Alas, Smith and Phones
Dan Smith has a very fortunate position in the world of the DynaBowl, which in some way balances out his unfortunate position in the real world, living in the wilds of Canada as he does. Unfortunately his remote location means that a face to face interview was not possible – they barely have electricity where […]
“Love me like I love the Jets!” Pleads Slater
East Germany – 1980 Argentina – 1986 Chelsea – 2004-6 David Slater & the Dynasore Losers – 2014? What do they have in common? They were all despised by their competitors, and the only question is will Slater and the Losers join that list of champions? It’s fair to say that Slater’s abrasive nature hasn’t […]
The Elusive Dan Sayles
My attempts to get an interview with Dan Sayles have proved to be all for nought. Below is footage of the closest I have come so far…
The Dyna Hard Man of The DynaBowl
I have to confess, before we start, that I may not have approached this interview in the right frame of mind. Just an hour before, I had ended a particularly bizarre and disturbing interview with Ben Archer and between his departure and my next subject’s arrival I had been dealing with some vague symptoms of […]
Here Comes The Brees
Our interview is far from conventional. He insists we meet downstairs in a darkened corner of a bar called The Cave which fully lives up to its name, with its craggy stone walls and the lingering feeling you’re going to be trapped down there forever, hopefully without the creatures from The Descent. He arrives late, […]
The Tamworth Two
In January 1998, two Tamworth pigs escaped as they were being unloaded at an abattoir and went on to become a national and international cause celebre. Subsequently named Butch and Sundance, the pair were spared their certain death when The Daily Mail bought them and their exclusive story. Sixteen years later, their story is just […]
Most Haunted: The 4th Dynmension
Trapped in an ethereal plain in a dimension outside of the human reality, it was impossible to conduct this interview face to face with The 4th Dynmension’s supremo Geoffrey Manboob (GM). Therefore, resident Dynabowl beat writer Jaunty Coving (JC) had to conduct the interview through disgraced local Sheffield psychic, Alain C’Untface (AC). “Fill me up.” JC: Good Morning Alain, […]
BOOM goes the Dynablaster
As a driving force behind the creation of the DynaBowl, Benjamin Hendy has a lot to live up to. It’s clear that the stresses and strains of such a linchpin position have started to take their toll the moment you see just how far his hairline has receded over the past 20 years. When I […]