After my second resounding Manboob victory of the season, Geoffrey has seen fit to leave me the replacements. So let’s start by “thanking” him with a review of how he did do and could have done:
|Proj||Actual||FA Rank||Best||Best Points|
|QB||Stanton||4.28||0||7=||Mike Glennon, TB||18.56|
|RB||Rodgers||5.15||0.9||18||Fozzy Whittaker, CAR||11.6|
|RB||Ogbannaya||3.5||0||28=||Roy Helu, WAS||6.6|
|WR||Johnson, S||2.9||5.3||15||Andre Holmes, OAK||24.1|
|WR||Wright||3.9||3.8||18||Robert Woods, BUF||15.8|
|WR||Ginn Jr||2.2||2.375||25||Brandon Lloyd, SFO||14|
|WR||LaFell||4.6||21.7||2*||Chris Hogan, BUF||13.2|
|TE||Carlson||4.4||1.4||14||James Casey, PHI||8.6|
|TE||Lance Kendricks, STL||8.2|
|PK||Cantazaro||6.4||10.45||1*||Mike Nugent, CIN||9.7|
|PN||Ryan||0||5.675||10||Steve Weatherford, NYG||12.425|
|DE||Ngata||2||1.25||25=||Vinny Curry, PHI||15|
|DE||Gholston||1||4.5||10||George Johnson, DET||13.75|
|DT||Guion||0.5||3||13=||Evander Hood, JAC||13|
|LB||Robinson||2.5||5||20*||Tahir Whitehead, DET||26.95|
|LB||Sheard||0||1||54=||Dan Skuta, SFO||23.5|
|LB||Durant||1.5||4||26=||Justin Tuggle, HOU||16.05|
|LB||Graham||1||19||3*||Alex Okafor, ARI||16|
|S||Ishmael||4||3||14=||Rashad Johnson, ARI||38.8|
|S||Jefferson||5.65||1||26=||Dontae Johnson, SFO||20|
|CB||Cox||0||6.25||12*||Blidi Wreh-Wilson, TEN||22.65|
|CB||Arrington||1.5||1.25||43*||Buster Skrine, CLE||19.5|
Much like Bill Belichick Mangboob is a coach / GM, and much like Bill he spends a lot of time being grumpy in hoodies. This is not where the similarity ends, as both Bill and Manboob show a knack for coaching the shit out of his players, getting far more than the traditional 110% out of his players with an impressive 175% improvement. Unfortunately, also like Bill, Manboob is a terrible GM specialising in identifying players who have an awful lot of shit to be coached out, and the 104 he scored, while impressive against the predictions, was a long way short of the near 370 possible.
Overall Manboob finds himself coaching the Replacements to their second lowest score, and didn’t manage to beat a single proper team, leaving Pete’s week one effort still the best the Replacements have managed, and the only time the replacements have beaten a DynaBowl franchise.
|Proj||Actual||CtSOoT* Score||Teams beaten|
|Week 1||Pete Conaghan||89.385||150.74||1.69||3|
Move along nothing to see here
|Week 3||Ben Hendy||89.795||126.64||1.41||0|
|Week 4||James Goodson||52.4||97||1.85||0|
|Week 5||Iran Kulkowski||79.2||144.535||1.82||0|
|Week 6||Geoffrey Manboob||59.805||104.45||1.75||0|
|Week 7||David Slater||72.025|
Anyway, enough trashing Manboob (power-ranked 10th out of 10 right now), it’s time to introduce Week 7’s replacements.*Coaching the Shit Out of Them
Ladies and gentlemen (well, just gentlemen) please could we have a tepid and disinterested round of applause for your offence!
Starting Quarterback – Charlie Whitehurst (Ten): Ranked 4th – Projected 9 points
This really comes down to a choice between 4 potential starters – Orton, Fitzpatrick, Genome Smith and Whitehurst.
Fitz may look like he’s eating a squirrel through his helmet grill, but he’s likely to be a liability against a Pittsburgh defence who have held opposing QBs to very low scores (joint 4th best in fantasy against QBs), and sadly doesn’t score any points for his squirrel-munching antics.
Orton is up against an even more effective Minnesota defence – 4th best in fantasy against QBs despite facing Matts Ryan and Stafford, Tom Fucking Brady, Adam Rodgers and Brees in 5 of their 6 weeks.
Genome, is facing the Patriots – better than both Pittsburgh and Minnesota in terms of destroying a QB’s fantasy totals – and he is a truly fucking terrible QB.
This leaves Whitehurst, who is playing Washington’s incredibly forgiving defence, a defence so bad it made King Cunt Nick Foles looks good. Also Charlie has magnificent hair. The only real risk is that Jake Locker is fit enough to play Sunday, but even if he is, it’s likely Whitehurst gets 2 quarters and he could still outscore the others in that time.
Starting Running Backs –
Roy Helu (Was): Ranked 1st – Projected 5.6pts
Jonathan Stewart (Car): Ranked 2nd – Projected 5.5pts
To say the running back options are thin would be an understatement. They’re anorexic, a graveyard of terrible selections.
Helu, who sees regular change of pace work in the Washington backfield is a steady option, and with a TD could put up a decent score.
The chaos in Carolina’s backfield means that the fit again Stewart (last week’s running back of the week in Carolina, Fozzy Whittaker, is questionable as is the week before’s Darrin Reaves) is likely to start and see the majority of carries when Cam doesn’t decide to do it all himself.
Starting Wide Receivers –
Andre Holmes (Oak): Ranked 3rd – Projected 5.4pts
Brandon Lloyd (SF): Ranked 27th – Projected 2.2pts
Jerricho Cotchery (Car): Ranked 4th – Projected 5.3pts
Robert Woods (Buf): Ranked 6th – Projected 4.525pts
Holmes is a no-brainer, and I’d be surprised if he were available for next week’s Replacement Level as he’s put up 13.4 and 24.1 points in the two games either side of the Raiders bye week with Carr starting to find his feet. Oakland has a good matchup this week, with Arizona having the most generous passing defence involved in this weekend’s games (31st in points to wide-receivers).
Lloyd has shown flashes of his old self, and knows Denver well, having been the NFL’s leading receiver in his time as a Bronco. A deep threat might prove necessary against a Denver defence which has been one of the best against opposing receivers.
Cotchery has been consistently average for Carolina so far, but with Benjamin suffering a mild concussion should see a greater workload this weekend. The Packers pass defence has been pretty good; holding opposing wideouts to less than the fantasy average, however this is as much a product of playing some average offences as anything else, and Miami lit them up for 156 receiving yards and 2 tds last week. Carolina is far from a dominant passing defence, but Green Bay has regularly demonstrated their difficulties handling a talented mobile QB and Cotchery could be the beneficiary.
Woods has emerged as a decent target for Orton and has seen a lot more looks in the passing game in recent weeks, unfortunately for the Bills, they’ve played a run of excellent defences over that period and that continues this week against the Vikes. 10 to 12 targets is a realistic number for Woods, and if he catches 7, he could find himself on the end of an 80 yard day, which would be good enough for my 4th choice.
Starting Tight Ends –
Jermaine Gresham (Cin): Ranked 2nd – Projected 4.5pts
Ben Watson (NOS): Ranked 13th – Projected 1.9pts
Ah, Jermaine Gresham… Sabotaging fantasy teams with his promise and and lack of production for about 5 years now. With the Bengals struggling for bodies who can catch passes Gresham had his best week of the year – in fact a better week than the whole year put together. Another 60+ yard outing beckons against Indy who’ve been generous to TEs so far this year.
With Jimmy Graham out, Watson is the usual number 2 tight end and should see a nice little uptick in his production. As a Jimmy Graham owner, I can testify first hand to how Drew Brees appears to have forgotten his Tight End exists so far this year, but at a thin position Watson has upside. Also, fuck you Drew Brees.
Starting Kicker –
Caleb Sturgis (Mia): Ranked joint 4th – Projected 6.4pts
A veritable treasure trove of riches at Kicker compared with the other offensive positions. Gould would be a fine choice, but Sturgis should get lots of opportunities to kick against a fairly poor Chicago defence, and has only missed once this year – from 48 yards.
Starting Punter –
Steve Weatherford (NYG): Ranked N/A – Projected 0pts
Not projecting points for punters is a major oversight by MFL. Weatherford is the second best punter so far amongst free agents, and he was the best in the league last year. His leg may be sore after last weekend, but he, unlike the rest of the Giants’ offence, could at least reflect on a job well done against Philly.
On to the defence… As a general rule, projected scores for defensive players are a joke. We’re dealing with big play scoring, and the league doesn’t seem to project big play scores, as such the projections are essentially useless as a guide here.
Starting Defensive Ends –
Haloti Ngata (Oak): Ranked 1st – Projected 2pts
George Johnson (Det): Ranked joint 38th – Projected 0pts
Ngata is a steady presence, with the potential for a big game, and his ability to make plays on passing downs matches up well against their pass happy offence.
Johnson is in good form, with 2.5 sacks and four tackles for a loss in his last two games. Dallas abused New Orleans’ offense, and Detroit bring a much better defensive unit to the game. Johnson can ride his hot-streak to make Drew Brees life slightly more miserable. Also, fuck you Drew Brees.
Starting Defensive Tackle –
Sammy Lee Hill (Ten): Ranked joint 25th – Projected 0pts
Tennessee have a good defence, tough, but not that special – that’s why their players litter the DynaBowl free agency pool. They also have the Washington Redskins in town, so expect to see a lot of them on my team this week.
Starting Linebackers –
Kamerion Wimbley (Ten): Ranked joint 31st – Projected 1pt
Pernell McPhee (Bal): Ranked joint 63rd – Projected 0pts
Eric Walden (Ind): Ranked joint 31st – Projected 1pt
Jabaal Sheard (Cle): Ranked joint 63rd – Projected 0pts
These are mostly match-up based. Tennessee and Washington, Baltimore and Atlanta (who are terrible on the road) and Cleveland and Jacksonville should provide plenty of opportunities for these guys to make plays. Indy play the Bengals, who’ve shown one of the better lines in the early stages of the season, but this is a trend thing. The Bengals line seems to be getting worse, and the Indy defence seems to be finding its feet. Walden has three sacks on the year and five tackles for a loss, I like him to have a good game.
Starting Safeties –
Michael Griffin (Ten): Ranked 2nd – Projected 5pts
Roman Harper (Car): Ranked 9th – Projected 3pts
Griffin is actually projected worse than his Tennessee safety colleague (15 points!), but has consistently out-performed him this year so far. Backing Kirk Cousins to throw stupid interceptions is basically playing with house money.
I was tempted to double down on Tennessee, but while Harper might be old, but he’s still pretty good in the passing game. The scoring we use doesn’t worry about players getting lit up, or defences who can’t stop their opponents – Green Bay figure to see a fair amount of the ball against Carolina, and Rodgers will make plays all day long, meaning at worst Harper should provide a reasonable return in tackles, defended passes and the like, with the potential for a big play along the way.
Starting Cornerbacks –
Adam Jones (Cin): Ranked 1st – Projected 5.2pts
Blidi Wreh-Wilson (Ten): Ranked joint 2nd – Projected 4pts
Jones plays in a good Cincy secondary who should get the chance to make plays against pass-happy Andy Luck, who rarely lets a game pass without one interception at least. Jones was also used as a returner last week, and that little point bump can only help.
Blidi Wreh-Wilson possesses an excellent name. He had a huge game against the Jags, and while it’s highly unlikely he’ll repeat that, Tennessee are playing the Redskins, and it could be jackpot time for anyone in that secondary. I’m also loathe to pick two players from the same club at corner or safety, else Newman would have been a good play here.
And so, without further ado, your full week 7 replacements (and the projected best replacements teams)
|Proj||Rank among FA||Best||Best Points|
|QB||Charlie Whitehurst, TEN||9||4||Kyle Orton, BUF||12.06|
|RB||Roy Helu, WAS||5.6||1||Roy Helu, WAS||5.6|
|RB||Jonathan Stewart, CAR||5.5||2||Jonathan Stewart, CAR||5.5|
|WR||Andre Holmes, OAK||5.4||3||Andrew Hawkins, CLE||6.2|
|WR||Brandon Lloyd, SFO||2.2||27||Jarius Wright, MIN||6.1|
|WR||Jerricho Cotchery, CAR||5.3||4||Andre Holmes, OAK||5.4|
|WR||Robert Woods, BUF||4.525||6||Jerricho Cotchery, CAR||5.3|
|TE||Jermaine Gresham, CIN||4.5||2||Lance Kendricks, STL||9|
|TE||Ben Watson, NOS||1.9||13||Jermaine Gresham, CIN||4.5|
|PK||Caleb Sturgis, MIA||6.4||4=||Robbie Gould, CHI||7.4|
|PN||Steve Weatherford, NYG||0||N/A||N/A||0|
|DE||Haloti Ngata, BAL||2||1||Haloti Ngata, BAL||2|
|DE||George Johson, DET||0||38=||Osi Umenyiora, ATL||1|
|DT||Ian Williams, SFO||0.5||7=||Damon Harrison, NYJ||1|
|DT||Sammie Lee Hill, TEN||0||25=||Vince Wilfork, NEP||1|
|LB||Kamerion Wimbley, TEN||1||31=||Jacquian Williams, NYG||3|
|LB||Pernell McPhee, BAL||0||63=||Jon Beason, NYG||2.5|
|LB||Eric Walden, IND||1||31=||Philip Wheeler, MIA||2.5|
|LB||Jabaal Sheard, CLE||0||63=||Tahir Whitehead, DET||2.5|
|S||Michael Griffin, TEN||5||2||George Wilson, TEN||15|
|S||Roman Harper, CAR||3||9||Michael Griffin, TEN||5|
|CB||Adam Jones, CIN||5.2||1||Adam Jones, CIN||5.2|
|CB||Blidi Wreh-Wilson, TEN||4||2=||Terence Newman, CIN||4|
I’d nominate manboob, for nominating me, but that seems like a vicious circle, and he’s already had his chance and blown it. So for next week I’d like to nominate manager of the Firebeards, Neil to see if he can’t beat his actual team’s score for the week.